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Demon Critic: Kim Possible so the Drama

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Here's the new co review with my friend Kitty and myself. Enjoy.

Kim Possible: So the Drama review

DJ was in his seat as he says "Hello I'm the Demon Critic, I do the reviews so..." Suddenly a series of beeps get his attention. "Hmm?" He then gets out his communicator and says "Yo, DJ here. Whats up?"

On the other line was Kitten, who was sitting at her computer, typing. She then began to type up " Hey Deej!"

DJ then says "Hey Kitty, what's up?"

" I just saw So the Drama!" she giggled, "and you told me to call before, remember? About that review?"

"Oh yeah...that review." said DJ with a smirk.

(the Kim Possible theme begins to play as scenes of the show play)

"If your wondering what 'So the Drama' is, here's the jist; it's the second feature film of the hit Disney channel series, Kim Possible." said DJ.

"For those that are curious about the premises of the series, here it is; It's basically a cheer leader saving the world." said DJ calmly. "Yeah, no joke. That's the whole plot of the series."

Kitten nodded and said," It's also was a hit series on Disney Channel for years. Gone as it may be, it spawned two movies and various episodes!"

"Yep. Even 5 years later, it's fanbase is still strong. Sort of why I'm surprised they don't show it on TV or give out a full series Box set." said DJ. "Seriously, I think the Disney Channel guys are idiots. Why don't they try and get some money off of the older fans? I know how executives work; seriously, the POWERPUFF GIRLS have a box set!"

Kitten was already wearing a headset of microphone and headphones. " What can ya do? Human nature . . . "

She moved her mouse and clicked a few icons before typing more and more.

" This may be the part of me going nuts on Moutain Dew, but I'd like to teach everyone what we know about this series via the turning point of the series Kim Possible. SO the Drama."

"Good idea. This is the second movie that's made about the Cheerleading hero. The first was a Sitch in time, and it was an okay flick." said DJ. "Though it felt like a long episode. THIS one feels like a movie."

" Yep, and the reason you felt that last time was because it was three separate episodes, dude," Kitten tilted back, smirking.

"I know." said DJ. "But lets go into Kim Possible: so the Drama." said DJ.

(Shows a scene of Tokyo in a celebration.)

"We start out with an old friend to Kim Possible, Mr. Nakasumi from one of the earlier episodes in the series, in a parade when Shego, voiced by Nicole Sullivan, who you may know as Marlene the Otter or Mira Nova from the Buzz Lightyear cartoon."

"So yeah, she and some ninjas begin to attack the parade, and it seems like all hope is lost until..." DJ cued it.

(Shows a figure jumping out of the large head behind Mr. Nakasumi as it beats up the ninjas)

(Ninja: It is impossible.
Kim: No, but real close.)

"And here she is folks. One of the most Hardcore female characters to come out of Disney. She's saved the world a lot of times, and still has to worry about a social life. She's nice, smart and all around a good character, and voiced by voice actress of Yuffie the ninja, Christy Carlson Ramano herself. It is...KIMBERLY ANNE POSSIBLE!"

(shows an audience cheering)

" And . . . cue the awesome kick-butt fighting scene in Tokyo!" Kitten laughed,

(Shows Kim and the ninjas fightning.)

"Wait...something is missing here? Ron? Where are you?" asked DJ.

(Ron: Working on it. (Tries to punch out of the giant head, but is unable to. Then Mr. Nakasumi gets him out, making Ron fall over.))

"And that's Ron Stoppable, voiced by Will Friedle. Who was that again?" asked DJ.

(Batman beyond: Someone mentioned my name?)

"Wait...he was Terry McGinnus from Batman Beyond?" asked DJ.

" Then who's Rufus?" Kitten asked confused.

DJ searches it and says "A woman named Nancy Cartwright. Wait..."

(Chuckie (Rugrats): They call it 'Pottytraining'.)

"Okay, first Batman Beyond, and now Chuckie? What's next? Kronk from Emperor's new grove?

(Shows a picture of Mr. Barkin)

"Oh yeah…" said DJ sheepishly. "Anyway, Ron meets up with..."

(Shows a giant ninja who looks a lot like a sumo wrestler.)

"...Tubimora? Is that you?" asked DJ.

(Ron: A Sumo Ninja?
Sumo Ninja: (In a deep, menacing voice) I am strong as a mountain (Ron dodges a blow from it)
Ron: That is SICK AND WRONG!)

" Anyways, aside from that image, Kim keeps on fighting Shego," Kitten said.

"Uh...Kitty?" said DJ. "Shego's in the jet."

Kitten sweatdropped. " Alright, so I don't know the movie much . . . "

"So yeah, after taking out the giant sumo, Kim and Ron fly after Shego. Well...Kim does. Ron has some issues with his shoes." said DJ.

(Ron: (noticing his pants were smoking) Ah man, I put on my Rocket Briefs! (gets launched out of them))

"...What is with this show and making Ron lose his pants? Seriously?" asked DJ.

" How many times has this guy lost his pants exactly?" Kitten asked.

(cue montage of every time Ron lost his pants: over 20 times.)

" Ah forget that . . . "

DJ sighs at this as he says "Anyway, he lands on Shego's ship."

(Ron: Shego.
Shego: Oh look, the side kick. (uses windshield wipers to send Ron off))

"I forgot that Shego would go as far as killing someone..." Said DJ. "But luckily Kim saves Ron, but Shego and the ninjas get away."

Kitten nodded and added," It always seems that the bad guys get away and Ron ends up losing his pants . . . then don't they usually remeet back up and end up going home on the plane or something?"

(Shows Kim working on homework on Nagasumi's plane)

"Yes it does." said DJ. "So yeah, Kim and Ron are working on homework on their way home. Well...Kim is. Ron got two of Nagasumi's guys to work on his." said DJ.

"So where's Ron one may ask?" asked DJ. "Well..."

(Ron: Rufus, I'm supposed to steer. Come on (Rufus honks the horn on a toy car and almost causes Nakasumi to fall over)
Kim: Ron.
Ron: Yeah, talk to the naked driver. (stops the toy car, causing Rufus to land on a pile of stuffed toys)

"ouch..." said DJ.

" So cute!" Kitten had hearts around her head.

"Your a Rufus fan, aren't you?" asked DJ plainly.

" So what if I am?" she sighed.

"Anyway, how come the toys here are so popular? I know that Japanese toys are popular and all, but I don't think it can give you a private jet." said DJ. "Heck, Ron's line that came next makes sense."

(Ron: Oh come on, you just doodle a face and boom, all the kids in the world wants one?
Nagasumi: (In English) Do not tell the shareholders it is that easy, they may take away my jet.)

(Record scratch)

DJ blinked as he says "Wait...he can speak english?! This whole time he can talk in english!?"

Kitten blinked as her headphones went crooked.

" Then . . . why whisper into a woman's ear in Japanese?!

(Miss Kyoko: Nakasumi-san is a little, what you say, wacky.)

DJ gave her a plain look at this. "...know what line goes with that, Kitty?"

(Kim: O-kay . . . )

" Agreed . . . do guys LIKE to make people think otherwise or is it he just likes whispering into a woman's ear?"

"So...which is it?" asked DJ. "Is this a one time thing or can you speak it all the time?"

(Mr. Nakasumi: Oh quite fluently, but enjoy whispering to Miss Kyoko.)

"Well that answers THAT question..." said DJ with a sigh. "Anyway, when they go over Middleton, they do the EXTREME Exit." said DJ.

(Shows Kim and Ron going out with some parachutes. but when Rufus pulls the string on Ron's chute, it causes his homework to fall out)

(Ron: Gah, my homework!
Kim: Serves you right. (ron gives her a dirty look as they went to the ground))

"It's the Apocalypse! High school homework raining from the sky!" yelled DJ in a fake hysterical fassion.

" Nice adlib from Spongebob . . ." Kitten laughed. " Anyways, Kim's parents are doing the usual: breakfast, Dr. Possible's working on work on his PDa . . ."

(Computer: Are you sure you want to delete File: Hephaestus?
Mr. Possible: Yes please.
Computer: Dr. Possible voiceprint acknowledged. Deleting file now. (Dr. Possible panics)
Dr. possible: No, no! Undo! Undo! (presses a button)
Computer: file delete aborted. (Dr. Possible sighs in relief at that))

The Wha-wha music plays as DJ shrugs in a comical fashion.

"So yeah, Kim shows up and her parents find out she's been saving the world. Pretty cool, huh Kim?" asked DJ

(Kim: No big.)

"Gotta love how humble they made this character, huh?" asked DJ.

" Yep," Kitten nodded. " Name a humbler character."

(Spongebob)

" Not so sure . . ."

(Spongebob: I have won 'Employee of the month' 36 times in a row. And it will be 37 tomorrow.)

"Such humility, don't you think?" asked DJ.

(Suddenly a black rocket comes in)

((Name of guy Robin Williams play in Flubber here): Hit the dirt! (goes down))

"Yipe!" said DJ as said rocket flew into his room.

(Then Kim smacks it with a frying pan.)

DJ looked up as he says "Phew, taht was close..."

(MR. Possible: Nice backhand, honey.
Kim: Not yet dad (Another comes in, but Kim smacks it) Tweebs!)

"Ah yes, the 'tweebs'. Jim and Tim Possible, both voiced by Shaun Fleming." said DJ. "And by that, I mean it's like Phil and Lil again; they're both voiced by the same guy, or Girl in Phil and Lil's case." said DJ.

" wait, Shaun Fleming . . . "

Kitten tapped her chin and asked," Sounds familiar . . . "

(Keoni from Lil and Stitch)

" Oh how the mighty have fallen . . ."

"Hey, I liked that show." warned DJ.

(Kim: This is what happens when a Rocket Scientist and a brain surgeon reproduce)

"Yeah, they get a super-spy teen and two Jimmy Neutron kids..." sighed DJ. "Anyway, back with Shego, she goes back to the HQ of Dr. Drakken, who's voiced by John DiMaggio, better known as Bender from Futurama."

(Bender: Bite my shiny metal a$$.)

"Watch it, metal-boy." warned DJ..

DJ then says "Anyway, there Shego meets up wtih some odd-looking henchmen. What are they?"

(Syntho-drones)

"Syntho-Drones?" asked DJ, confused.

(Yes.)

DJ looked confused as he asks Kitty "You know what that is?"

Kitten nodded and said," From what I remember, synthodrones are kinda like liquid robots, like . . . cyborgs."

(Shego: Your Synthodrones have improved, they even have a chance against me in a fair fight. To bad that's not my style (stabs one in the chest with her glowing hands, causing it to 'bleed' and fall apart))

(Mortal Kombat Announcer: Shego wins...Fatality!)

"So yeah, now we get to see Drakken come in, angry that Shego broke his 'toys'." said DJ. "Figures..."

" And I thought the Bebe bots were weird . . ."

(Bebe bot: Bonnie rules...)

"Pretty close..." said DJ. "Anyway, we find out that Drakken is doing some experiments, including..."

(Shows three of his henchmen in a teenage girl's bedroom, acting like teenage girls...even though they're all guys)

DJ looked disturbed at this.

(Drakkens: Stevens, progress report.
Stevens: What's up Dr. D-digity-dog?
Drakkens: (Annoyed) We lost Stevens.)

"Out of his annoyance, Drakken comes across one of Nakasumi's creations that was hidden in a jacket that Shego got from him. Apparenlty he has something planned with this drawing." Said DJ. "But enough of that, we got High school drama!"

" Didn't he try this in another episode?" Kitten asked. " You know, the one where he gave Kim that spray stuff that totally made her vanish every time she was embarrassed?"

"Yes. But that one was just embarrising her." said DJ. "Apparenlty he's trying to get into her head. Literally. Though with Kim, Bonnie gets a call from Brikc during practice. And what does she do?"

(shows Bonnie getting out of the pyramid, causing everyone to fall)

"...jerk." said DJ plainly, his eyes flashing red for a second as he gave the girl a glare.

Kitten tsked and said," Patience, DJ, patience. And lo, the cheerleaders begin to confront Bonnie with Kim at the head."

(Kim: That was so on purpose.
Bonnie: Like it's always about you. Zero your ego, Kim. (Kim gets annoyed) Brick, sweetie, I'll come over when your dnoe working out. 2 hours? Okay. Oh, and don't shower. (Kim gives her a disgusted look at this) I like it when you glisten. (Hangs up)
Kim: 'When you glisten'? Can you BE any sicker?)

"I'm with the crime fighter on this one..." said DJ, disgusted.

(Bonnie: Oh, you and your BF? Oh right, you don't have one. To busy 'Saving the world'?)

"...is there a word for a girl like this?" asked DJ. "Seriously, is there? I don't think there is."

" Obnoxious?" she asked.

"I think she's worse then that." said DJ. "Anyway, she goes on this blab about how Kim doesn't have a boyfriend, dispite the fact she has had a few of them throughout the series."

" Like that one Asian guy, the blonde guy from season one . . . " Kitten went on.

"Anyway, later that day, Kim and Ron go to their favorite Mexican fast-food place, Bueno Nacho. With them is Monique, voiced by 'That's so Raven' herself, Raven-Symone."

(Random audience begins to cheer at this)

"When did this a Disney sitcom?" asked DJ, confused.

" A long time ago," Kitten rolled her eyes. " She started talking to Kim, while Ron is showing down with Rufus."

"But after a short talk and finding out a restaurant promotion has been canceled by the new owner, Wade calls them up and tells them that Drakken and Shego are going to meet up with a character we haven't seen since Duff Killigan's first appearance." said DJ.

" . . . I got nothing . . . been a while since I've seen the show, but I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say NOT Monkeyfist?" Kitten sighed.

"Monte didn't appear in the same episode. It's Big Daddy, that mobster that gave them the name of Duff Killigan." said DJ.

Kitten nodded and said," Right, thanks."

"Anyway, Drakken tries to get into the main area of the palce while Kim and ron get through a lot of traps." said DJ. "From rope-shooing clams to lasers, this was the only thing Ron could say though."

(Ron: Think they're trying to keep us out?)

"And with Drakken?" asked DJ.

(shows Drakken being thrown onto the table with Shego drinking something)

(Nelson laugh is heard in the background)

"So yeah, after some tricks and turns, Drakken finally gets to meet up with Big Daddy." Said DJ.

DJ then says "But back with Ron, he accidently ends up being in a poker game."

(Cowboy guy: Are you...the Kid?
Ron: Yes, Yes I am.)

"...am I the only one who doesn't have a joke for that?" asked DJ.

Kitten shrugged.
" I'd go into a Phineas and Ferb moment, but - HEY! Maybe next time we could do Summer Belongs to you!"

"Did that already." said DJ. "I did it with another friend of mine. BUT We could do it's movie involving the 2nd dimension." DJ suggested with a smile.

" That, I like. Continuing . . ."

"Anyway, after Drakken finds out about where to find a special code from, he and Shego have a run in with Kim, who came in with a disguse." said DJ. "So after a short fight scene and a pretty funny scene."

(Short guy: Yo, the kid is in the house. Lets get this party started. (Ron gives the other Poker plays a nervous look before making a break for it))

DJ chuckled as he says "I'll admit, it is kind of juvenile, but it IS funny."

"Anyway, after the fight scene and we skip to the next day, we see that Ron started a petition to bring back the part of his restaurant and he and Kim are the only signers." said DJ. "...think it's a good time to talk about Kim and Ron's relationship, Kitty? Before this movie that is."

" Better believe it," she smiled. " The whole Kim-Ron relationship has been hinted and heavily placed upon ALL series!"

"Mostly in episodes like 'Emotion Sickness'..." Dj said.

(Shows Kim kissing Ron when under the Moodulator's control)

"To Gorilla Fist..."

(Kim: I'm not freaking, I am not jelling.
Yori and Ron: Jelling?
Ron: What's Jelling?
Kim: Never mind jelling.)

"And...basically a lot of episodes." said DJ.

" Don't forget the first TV made movie turned episodes for this, Deej, the time warping and everything/" she added.

"Good point. In that series of episodes, it's shown that if these two were seperated through a huge distance, they're not exactly the great duo they are normally, so thus it's shown they need each other. But the reason they haven't been put into the couple in the first place was hinted at in the episode 'Bad Boys' via a fictional TV show."

(Ron: (talking about the TV show they're watching) Oh please, are they still teasing that Charity and Danny are gonna get together?
Kim: Like that's gonna happen, it would end the series.)

"Just replace 'Charity' with Kim and Danny with 'Ron', and you get their worries." said DJ calmly.

" The series has a fourth season, Deej..." Kitten said flatly. " It continued after the movie dude..."

"I am aware of that." said DJ plainly. "I was just saying that the creators were worried they'd jump the shark if they got them together. But anyway, back in the film, after a few moments with Kim talking about a prom date, in the next day, Ron meets a new friend."

(Shows a young man on a motorcycle taking Ron's spot.)

"That's kind of rude." said DJ plainly.

(Ron: (annoyed) Uh, do you mind? (Man ignores him) Dude, DO YOU MIND?!
the young man: What?!
Ron: Spot! Mine! You! In it!
The young man: Oh. (stammers) Oh dude, I am so sorry, I didn't even see you. You know, this might sound weird, but sometimes when it's just me and my machine and...
Ron: and the blacktop...yes! I know exactly what you're talking about! Heh, I'm Ron. Ron Stoppable.
The young man: (Removes) Hey, I'm Eric.)

"Yep, this is Eric, voiced by 'Phil of the Future' himself, Ricky Ullman." said DJ. "AND is Ron's rival in this movie."

" And the one to make Kim's heart melt, hint hint," Kitten snickered.

(Chester A. Bum: Spoilers!)

"But yeah, when Eric meets up with Kim, goes from nice guy to the REALLY jealous protective friend." said DJ. "And we get another hint thanks to Roxas. Hit it."

(Jesse McCarthy: (In the background as the scene plays) Why don't you kiss her?
Why don't you tell her?
Why don't you let her see
the feelings that you hide?
She will never know
If you never show
how you feel inside)

"And guess what that means?" asked DJ.

"Does it mean that...Ron has issues with other guys with Kim?" asked Ronny.

"No." said DJ plainly.

DJ then sighs as he asks Kitty "Mind giving the answer?"

" Heck to the yeah."

"Then mind giving it?" asked DJ.

" He steals a chair and tries to sit between them, feels left out of the loop, going on?" Kitten snickered. " Anyway, it switches back to Kim's place after a montage."

"Where Jim and Tim decide to be immature...again." said DJ with a sigh.

(Jim: Attention please!
Tim: We have detected cooties in the area.
Jim: repeat, cooties in the area.
Tim: This can only mean one thing.
Jim: Kim got a boyfriend!)

DJ rolled his eyes as he says "Seriously, I have a younger sister and she isn't THAT annoying."

"But yeah, as you can tell, Ron is still jealous." said DJ.

(Kim's Mom: Who wants what on their pizza?
Kim and Eric: Pepperoni.
Eric: Jinx, you owe me a soda.
Kim's mom: Very cute.
Ron: Hey, she owed me a soda way before she even knew you. (crosses his arm and looked away)...no soda for you.)

(Lightning McQueen: Yeah, that's real mature. Real Grown up.)

" Huh, jealous I see?" Kitten giggled. " After that it switches to Kim's Dad, who's working on the replication of robotic cells."

"But just then Drakken and Shego take him prisoner." said DJ.

(M. Bison: of course!)

"Yeah, yeah...wrong time though." sighed DJ.

" And what is Drakken's problem then? Does he have some kind of HATRED against the Possibles or something?!" Kitten was steaming and nearly foaming at the mouth.

(Dr. Possible: If my teenage daughter isn't scared of you, why should I?...Drew?
Drakken: Gah! I hate it when you do that. I am not the same man you knew in collage.)

"...yep, you just saw that." said DJ plainly.

" Still have doubts on his sanity . . ." she sighed.

"So yeah, back with ROn, who had left the house, we find out that his favorite Resteruant has gotten a new manager and has some new marketing stuff." said DJ.

(Ned: Kiddy meals!
Ron: With...toys in them?
Ned: Affirmative.)

"And yes, that is Mandark's voice." said DJ plainly. "But what's the big deal about the kiddy meals?"

(Ned: Imagine the brat factor! Next they'll add in a playground, and then what? (shoves a lot of food in his face to make himself look like a clown) A spokes clown?!
Ron: Really, how much do you think that pays?)

DJ shrugs, as he says, "Not sure. how well off do you think Ronald McDonald is?"

" About a million every 6 months," Kitten smiled.

"Exactly." said DJ. "Anyway, Kim gives him a call that her dad is captured, and when we cut to them saving him..."

(Shows them having to dodge a death laser, a giant squid monster, the Synthodrones and all the while, a holographic Drakken watches.)

(Drakken: I wish I could be there, but I'm busy settling into my new lair. The lair of which I'll be taking over the world! Farewell Kim Possbile! Farewell...what was his name again? Well, you know who you are! (The hologram turns off)
Ron: I mean it's not a hard name to remember.
Kim: Ron...
Ron: See? Thank you!)

" Does the bad guy ever remember his name? Reminds me of someone else like that."

(Butch (Pokemon): It's BUTCH!)

"Yeah, him. So yeah, after they save Mr. possible after some more fight scenes, we cut to Kim and Monique in the changing areas of Club Banana. And no, we don't see anything besides their head you sick perverts." said DJ plainly.

" Who would eve want to see that?" Kitten asked.

" I know a few people!"

" Kiva, get back behind the cameras!"

Ronny then came out and dragged Kiva by the ear and walked out of the scene. dJ then says "Okay? so yeah, after some 'flirting' wtih Eric, we skip over to Shego in their HQ."

(Shego: What is he up to? A toy design? Top secret cybertronic technology? Synthodrone personality and performance upgrades? and Teen-Scene junk? What is he gonna do? Throw the weirdest pajama party?
Drakken: (smirking) You really haven't figured it out, have you?
Shego: There is no plan here. No. Way.
Drakken: (in a sing-song tone) Oh but there is.
Shego: (Grabbing him by the coat) Spill!
Drakken: No.
Shego: Why not!? (hands begin to glow))

"You may want to answer, Drew!" said DJ, surprised.

(Drakken: Kim Possible isn't smarter then you.
Shego: True...
Drakken: If you can't figure it out, then she can't figure it out. And that means...
Shego: (Shocked) You just might win...)

"That's...actually a good point..." said DJ, surprised he's saying that.

Kitten gaped. " Holy..."

"He...made a good plan?" asked DJ. He then heard his phone ring as he asks "YEs Grim? Wait, what?! There was a Blizzard in the Underworld and you just saw a pig in a plane?" HE then hung up as he says "Yep, it's official, the world has gone into chaos."

"But back with the film, we find out that Bueno Nacho has introduced a new toy based on the design Drakken stole; Little Diablo, a tiny figurine that sort of looks like one of those giant-head toys you would find in a normal happy meal." said DJ.

Kitten giggled as she said," Yeah, needless to say, they quickly catch on."

"But Ron doesn't like it." said DJ.

(Ron: I can't even get to the counter to order! This used to be my place! my place! I'm losing everything I ever cared about!)

"Now THAT'S overreacting." said DJ

" Been there before . . ." Kitten sighed," and just as before with the petition, he's got something cooking up in his head to stop this."

"But as of right now, he's being mopey about the whole thing with the restaurant and Eric." said DJ. "So when Kim goes to talk to him, they talk about the good old days up until Eric shows up."

(MOOD KILLER!)

" Put right to it."

DJ nods as he says "Yep. So yeah, after Eric asks Kim to the prom-"

(Scott (From the Office): No god! No god please no! No! no! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

"thanks for that...and Ron tries to contimplate if he can tell Kim what he really feels." said DJ.

Kitten corssed her fingers as Ron talked to himself.

(Ron: Oh, I don't know Rufus. It's not like Kim hasn't dated other guys before.
Rufus: (Nods) true.
Ron: I mean, hey, I was the one she called when she and Walter Nelson locked braces. (Rufus raised an eyebrow at this) I got my mom to drive them to the orthodontist! (Notices the tie) oh, ugh...Rufus! (Rufus then begisn to fix the tie) And the whole Josh MAnkey thing, I was never in favor of that. But I was there for Kim. (sees Rufus was done with the tie) Uh-huh, yeah. Really funny.
Rufus: Okay (begins to fix it)
Ron: But...something's different now. There's something between us...oh who am I kidding? There's been something there for a long time. Well I think there's something there, but does she? (Sees the tie is fixed) Thanks buddy. I'm ready. And not just for the dance either, but to do the one thing a man never does...talk about his feelings)

"Okay, that's kind of going far though." said DJ.

"But then Ron realises a small clinch in that plan..." Said DJ.

(Ron: But she really, really likes this Eric guy, and then, you know, I go out yapping about my feelings, and she wants Eric and not me and...we're talking Total Flameout! (Rufus gasps as Ron face palms) Oh man, not to mention what it could do to our friendship. ugh! (falls back on his bed and throws tie away))

"And there's an old cliche there; the best friend who has a crush on his/her best friend, but is worried about how it can effect their relationship." said DJ. "IS there a trope for that?"

Kitten was scrolling.

" I'm searching, I'm searching . . ."

DJ then tapped his hand, waiting for it as he looked at his watch. DJ then sighs as he says "Anyway, as the prom begins, Ron goes to his favorite Restaurant during a slower time to get some comfort food." said DJ. "But something is amiss."

" You mean aside from the fact he suffers from an Unrequited Crush and has a Childhood Friend Romance while being stuck in a Love Triangle?" Kitten giggled. " Triple tropes all the way across the page!"

" This is why we don't give you coffee . . ."

" Man the camera, Kiva . . ."

"Yes, worse then that. He finds out something...terrible..." DJ said ominiously.

(Rufus then sees the word 'EVIL' is spelled in hot sauce.)

"That's odd..." said DJ. "Why would Ned write that out...?"

(Ron: No...it can't be...NO!!!!! (Lars turns at this as a big grin came to Ned's face, as he gets out of his seat) This is the last straw!
Lars: I beg your pardon?
Ron: (Shows him a straw) This is the last straw!
Lars: (Gets out a lot of straws) No, we got more in the back.
Ron: You took away the bendy straws! (Ned and Rufus do a facepalm at this))

DJ gave a plain look at this.

(Emperor Yoshiro: You are made of stupid)

Kitten gaped.

" THAT IS PURE EVIL! NO MORE BENDY STRAWS?! WHY I OUTTA - "

DJ then says "Anyway...when Ron tries to call up to make a complaint, we find out something...interesting."

(Draken: Bueno Natcho, El Presidente speaking.)

"That's right, Drakken is the head of Bueno Nacho. Isn't that a lot like having Joker being the head of McDonalds." said DJ, as he looked to the left.

(Then a picture of the Joker dressed like Ronald McDonald is shown)

DJ then shuddered as he says "Sorry I asked..."

(picture is flashed a second time)

" We GET it, Kiva!"

(banana picture flashes)

" That doesn't even make sense!"

(Screw-ball picture flashes)

" Now you're just being stupid and jerkish."

"...Ronny?" asked DJ.

"I got it." said a voice behind the camera as some tapping is heard and suddenly a loud bonking sound is heard, as if something metal made contact with someone's head and a thump. "Good thing I keep a metal baseball bat in the house. AND it's also a good thing those portal cards you gave us still work." Kitten's camera is then put back up via a stand as DJ's camera was picked up.

"Thank you." said DJ with a nod. "So yeah, Lars sends an army of...toys after him. Look out! It's an army of killer happy meal toys!" DJ yelled.

Kitten giggled.

(shows the El Diablo toy)

She stopped, then began laughing harder.

" How can those be evil?"

"But before he could get help from Kim, they disappear by hiding. And at first, they don't believe them, but Wade had analyzed it, revealing that the Little Diablo toys ARE tiny robots. But yeah, like Kitty says, how can they be evil? Well...watch what happens when Drakken activates their cybernetics." said DJ.

(Suddenly the two toys Jim and Tim had begun to grow in size.)

(Background: Transformers, more then meets the eye)

The table where Kitten was sitting at was shaking.
" Okay, I was wrong . . ."

"Yep, they go Decepticon on us and we find out that Eric is kidnapped by Shego." said DJ. "So Kim gets on this not-yet tested battle suit for a guy she just now started to date."

"...makes sense, right?" Asked DJ.

" For love, yes . . . in practical hindsight, not so much . . . but Kim goes after him anyways and Ron also follows," Kitten said.

"So they get to the main Bueno Natcho HQ, where we meet a familiar face; the Sumo Ninja." said DJ.

(Sumo Ninja: (in a high-pitched voice) I shall be avenged! (Both Kim and Ron giggle at that) What? (shoves Ron against a wall)
Ron: Dude, don't talk. Yeah, the funny voice. It kind of ruins your mystique.
Sumo Ninja: (high-pitched) I am strong like the mountain, I am swift like the wind. I. Am. VEngence! (Glares at Ron))

DJ snickers a bit as he says "You know, this would be scarier if he didn't have the high-pitched voice."

" Like this guy?" Kitten laughed.

(Falsetto Jones: Welcome to my world famous dog show!)

"I almost forgot about that guy." said DJ with a laugh. "So yeah, after they knock out the ninja, Shego shows up." said DJ.

(Shego: you know what I really hate?
Kim: when someone kidnaps your boyfriend?
Shego: No, when someone doesn't give up! (Throws some energy at Kim, but her glove transforms into a strange scoop as she threw it back, as Shego dodges) Oh, Kimmy got a upgrade.
Kim: (smirking) not bad, huh?
Shego: Yeah, but still out of my league.)

"So the two begin to fight each other." said DJ. "...what else is new?"

" Yep, and Ron's trying his best, but . . ." Kitten sheeshed.

(Shows him accidentally defeating the Sumo Ninja)

"And he beats the big guy. But then, after Kim defeats Shego, Eric showsu p." said DJ.

(Eric: Actually...here, I'm known as Synthodrone 901. (Kim goes wide-eyed as he electrocutes her, as his tuxedo changed into a red and black jumpsuit)

DJ looked surprised at this but Kitten had a normal look. " Typical . . . this happen before?

"This is the first time this happened to Kim." said DJ.

" Nonono, I mean, a robot being someone you love? Is that a plotline of another movie?"

(Bicentennial Man)

" Let's NOT ruin Robin Williams' career any further and move on with this."

DJ nods as he says "Okay. So when Ron tries to attack, Shego gets up and knocks him out. And he wakes up to find himself...in a similar position to the first time they met Shego and Drakken. Seriously, them tied up in a Bueno Nacho area? Yeah, that's a lot like an earlier adventure."

Kitten sighed.
" I swear this is a set up for something."

DJ nods, agreeing. "So yeah, after a small talk, Ron sort of hints at his feelings for her."

(Kim: You really think there's a guy out there for me?
Ron: Out there...(looks away) In here...)

"Subtle..." said DJ calmly.

Kitten nodded in agreement. " Big time."

"But yeah, thanks to Rufus, they were able to get out. And we find out what Drakken was planning." said DJ. "Besides making giant robots, he used Eric to go against her fatal flaw."

(Drakken: (In a taunting tone) Boys, boys, boys. Who should I go to the dance with? (Does a little twirl) Who's the perfect boy. (Sees a REALLY peeved off Kim standing near him)
Kim: you're right Drakken. Boys, dating...oh, it's hard. But THIS is Easy. (Swings a punch his way))

"As they say, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." said DJ. "And she's as scorned as you can get."

" True that, and lo, the big fight scene beginith!" Kitten laughed.

Silence broke through the room as DJ, Ronny and Kiva stared.

" Yeah, I went there, Venture brothers' style. Problem?" she smirked.

" You CANNOT do Trollface . . ."

" Man the cameras, Kiva . . . "

"I thought I knocked you out." Ronny said, annoyed.

"Ronny, focus." said DJ with a frown, as a grumbling is heard as DJ rolled his eyes. "Anyway...how's Ron doing?"

" He's trying to hold his own," Kitten smirked.

(Shows him and Rufus had made Eric leak, making him fall apart.)

"...okay, do it." said DJ as he cued it.

(Mortal Kombat voice over: Ron Stoppable Wins...Fatality)

Kitten nodded.

(LIKE A BOSS)

" Thank you Kiva."

DJ nods as he says, "Yep, and with Kim, she and Shego go all out."

" Cue the awesome fighting music!" yelled Kitty, cuing it with her hand.

(Action music plays as Kim and Shego fight, which ends with Kim punching Shego so hard it sends her into an outlet, electrocuting her as Kim smirks)

(Mortal Kombat voice over: Kim Possible Wins...Epic-tality)

Kitten laughed, but fell out of her chair. DJ cringed at this as he asks, "Are you okay, Kitty?"

" I'm good." Said Kitty with a thumbs up, getting up.

"Okay then...so after capturing the villains, they get sent to prison as Drakken has this to say." said DJ.

(Drakken: It's over, oh it can't be over!
Ron: Face it, dude. It's over (The police car drives off with the villains)
Kim: (with a smile) you know, Ron, we better hurry.
Ron: (looks at Rufus, who shrugs) For what?
Kim: (takes his hand) You'll see)

"I can tell what this is hinting to." said DJ. Kitten giggled and clapped her hands.

(Shows them arriving at the dance...holding hands)

(Bonnie: It finally happened. She's dating that loser. Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable are dating? (Laughs loudly)
The other students: (cheer loudly, as Bonnie crosses her arms))

"...is there any reason why I hate her?" asked DJ calmly, giving a picture of Bonnie a death glare

Kitten was too distracted on the couple. DJ sighed at this, as he says, "Anyway, the two begin to dance as a song plays in the background."

(Background: I know we've been
Friends for ever
but Now I'm feeling something totally new
And after all this time,
I opened up my eyes.
Now I see
you're always with me
Could it be
That you and I
Never imagined
Could it be suddenly
I'm falling for you?)

"And it happens to be sung by Kim Possible's voice actress herself, Christy Carlson Ramono." said DJ with a surprised look. "Interesting bit of trivia there, don't you think Kitty?"

She was too into the movie, watching the scene between Ron and Kim dancing together. She gasped when a certain scene played.

(Kim and Ron then kiss as the ending part of the song played as the sign outside said 'The End')

"Season 4 would disagree," said DJ with a chuckle. "So that was Kim Possible: So the Drama. How does it hold up? Well, I'll have to say..." But was interrupted.

" Say what?" Kitten asked.

DJ then says "Uh...I was going to say that it holds up greatly."

(Scenes of the movie plays as the Kim Possible Theme plays)

"Yeah, this is a made-for-TV movie and all, but it could have easily gone to theaters. The acting in is up there with greater Disney films, and the characters are well rounded. Plus if this WERE the end of the Kim Possible series, this would've been great to end it on. But of course, the season afterwards was great as well." said DJ. "Your thoughts, kitty?"

She tapped her chin and said," I agree . . . but, one thing, Deej . . . "

She grabbed a glass of water on the table beside her and splashed it on herself, as her skin suddenly sparked and sputtered. She began melting, Kiva screaming behind the camera.

" HOLY FRICK THE PYRO WAS HERE!"

" What?" Kitten asked, stepping in.

DJ blinked at this, as he asks "...was that really necessary?" he then sighs as he asks "Anyway...what other things did you like, Kitty?"

" First of all, even I have no idea, and secondly, the film was awesome, it had a lot of development of Kim and Ron, and, Rufus driving the toy car with Ron was funny," she giggled.

Kiva blinked behind the camera as he said," Personally, it could have been better."

" Mr. Critic . . ."

"Isn't that what we are anyway?" asked DJ. "Though yeah. The movie had the right blend of development, action, humor, and heart. So it makes me wish that they at least show reruns of the show on Disney XD or Disney channel."

She nodded. " That, and the Proud Family, but that's another movie."

DJ nods, agreeing. "So this has been yet another Demon and Dragon Critics reviews. This is the Demon Critic, I do the reviews so you know what to look out for."

" And I'm the Dragon Critic, I know it so you can, too!"

"And we're out!" said DJ, cuing the camera to turn off, not noticing the eyes continuing to watch.

Movie Stats:

Pros: Good animation, enjoyable characters, and interesting action scenes, and the plan DID seem very good for the most part, and it shows all the potential of Drakken and Shego as villains and Kim and Ron as heroes.

Cons: Eric was sort of bland, Bonnie and some characters were annoying, and some confusing stuff.

Rating: ****1/2 stars out of 5.

Kim Possible and all related property is owned by their owners.

(Giant Ninja: (High-pitched voice) I SHALL BE AVENGED!)

End of Review

Well, I hope you enjoyed this episode, guys. Next time will be my next Halloween review; Scooby Doo and the Music of the Vampire. Enjoy.
Here's another co-review with me and my friend, :iconkitten-hachi-chan:. This time we look into the TV-made movie based on the hit Disney cartoon, Kim Possible. I hope you enjoy it.

Next time: Scooby Doo: Music of the Vampire.
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Ah... I loved Kim Possible growing up (kind of had a crush on her, but THAT is another story of its own) and this movie was one of my favorite installments of the series. Great work reviewing it Deej... though, Disney Cinemagic (in the UK, at least) shows reruns of Kim Possible in the evenings.